☼lalaalaaa...

i was woken up this morning at 7o'clock by an annoying buzzing sound around my ear which turned out to be a big fat juicy fly, so i wafted my hand around for a bit and the sound dissapeared - or just faded away as the fly darted away from my ear. then i was just dropping off to sleep again when i heard wings flapping above my head and a loud "C-CAAAW C-CAAAAW" noise that made me jump a mile and mutter to myself "its just a crow, calm down." so then i layed back down and tried to get back to sleep again when, what sounded like, a very large bird started twit-t-fricking-wooing outside the tent i was stopping inside in kims backgarden, so i'm layed there thinking "ahh yeah, great." so i covered my ears with my hands (because i didn't have a pillow) and waited for it to shut up...

half an hour later i was still waiting and i was just about to unzip myself out of my sleeping bag and climb over the many sleeping people layed on the floor so i could find this bird and throw something heavy at it, but just as i was unzipping my sleeping bag i realised that i'd taken my pyjama bottoms off the night before because i accidently wee'd on my leg while i was squatting in kim's back garden :$ and if i was one of kims neighbours, i dont think that a teenage girl running around in her nickers, pyjama top and pink neon socks throwing rocks at the sky would be the first thing i'd want to see out of my bedroom window in the morning, in fact i'd probably contemplate ringing the police. so that idea had back fired.

by about 8o'clock the "twit-t-woo"ing and "C-CAAAW C-CAAAAW"ing were been accompanied by a chorus of "tweet tweet"ing and a cockeral somewhere had piped up with some "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO"ing and to top it all off we were under a flight path so every now and again i'd hear a very large, very loud engine above me, i was actually starting to expect a bomb to land on top of the tent or something. but eventually by about half past 8 i somehow managed to drop off to sleep again only to be woken up two hours later by everyone else who had woken up naturally rather than being tortured into it. as you can tell i had a great morning.

now that's off my chest,
mynameisCAITLIN☼



p.s - i'm sorry about the lack of photos, i'll make up for it in my next post.